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Now all these f*ing zoomers are telling me that I'm out of touch!? (fedia.io)
submitted 2 years ago* by to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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I don't know what everyone means when they use 'rule' in the title and at this point I'm too afraid to ask. Please enlighten me.

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[–] 43 points 2 years ago (18 children)

"I'm afraid to ask" is such a werid thing to say on the internet. Nobody knows you. Just ask.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    Why does it hurt when I pee?

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Either an STD or you're doing it wrong.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    Well I always wrap a string around it so I can aim, but I've never seen anyone else carrying their string around.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Most people store it in their face like a hamster

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago*

    OH! That makes sense now! I'd always wonder why I see these guys with a big bump underneath their lip. They spit all the time too and it smells really bad. Maybe they should wash their strings more often.

    The other day, I saw a woman doing it! First time ever. I was so surprised, she passes very well.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    someone can be afraid to do something and still do it

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  • [–] -1 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Yeah, language is rarely that literal, deal with it.

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