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[–] [email protected] 62 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

This is the person calling you a tankie

[–] [email protected] 53 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

this is the person calling you a tankie

[–] [email protected] 49 points 8 months ago (1 children)

this is the person calling you a tankie

[–] [email protected] 44 points 8 months ago

teleports behind you

While you were reading theory I was internalizing state department press releases.

While you were posting online I was the one reporting them.

While you spent months going outside and touching grass for your own 'sanity' I was using 'data' to make graphs about internet posts

Nothing personal, kid

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

When your sword costs so much, you can't afford a belt...

[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

God, is that one of the swords from SAO?! Abjectly shit taste. If you're gonna pose with a fictional blade, dude coulda picked like. Rebellion, Frostmourne, Ryuko's Scissor-blade, one of the 40 or 50 designs of Soul Edge and Soul Calibur; and this jagoff picks the single lamest protag's single lamest blade? HE COULD'VE EVEN PICKED TRUNKS' NONDESCRIPT-ASSED SWORD, Z-ERA OR SUPER-ERA AND I WOULDN'T BE ROASTING HIM LIKE THIS!

Such trash taste omfg.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago

That is 100% the sword from the SAO protagonist, and between this and including

Acceptance of CCP Narratives

Go back to watching Vaush.

I am extremely suspicious of mr assistant professor

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

Someone start a GoFundMe to get this dweeb a LoZ Master Sword

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Froustmorne is based, Zoro's katanas would be lit, demon slayer blades are crazy, zanpaktos are awesome, shard blades are sick. Light sabers are a classic. Practical HEMA swords are neat. Your local blacksmith likes to make swords.

Homie chose SAO?????

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

I know bullying is wrong and bad... but can we please bully him?