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[–] [email protected] 58 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

reaching into the oven and screaming as he pulls out the cooking tray

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Where did the ~~sofa~~ soda go?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

One time I took a pot roast out of the oven and set it on the stove. I turned around to grab something and looked back and thought, no, that needs to be scooted up a bit, and proceeded to grab the handle of the pan that had been out of the oven for all of 4 seconds with my bare hand.

That hurt.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I've done that with a cast iron. I had to go to the hospital. Same exact thing.

Use mitt. Put on stove. Take off mitt.

3 seconds later,Need to adjust, forget mitt.

Grab handle fully. Palm, thumb, fingers. Aghhhhhh

Cry a little bit. Soak in water pitcher.

Drive to hospital with hand in pitcher.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

So I just always turn the oven mitt around after I set it on the stove and put it over the handle as a reminder that it's hot

I have burned myself in so many random ways around the kitchen, but this is a nice visual reminder to everyone who might not know that this pan is probably pretty hot still

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Right but apparently the surface of my brain is as smooth as the cooking surface of my cast iron.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I probably should have gone to urgent care.

I did not. I put some creme on it, screamed, and held on to cold sodas all night

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Well I got some painkillers, and luckily don't have addiction issues so they really helped

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Autocorrect got me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Oh my god I have to watch this tonight