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[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You're right, everyone hates you.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The good news is that you can stop using Perl at any time.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

For quick data parsing you'll have to pry it from my cold dead hands im afraid

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That could be arranged. I could bash you over the head with a python.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

It's a kind offer, but my head is far too hard