Strawberries are nuts by definition. I guess the definition is nuts, too.

and lady bugs are actually beetles, not "true bugs"

Tomatoes are vegetables. If we're speaking botanically, then squash, pumpkins, cucumbers, peppers, eggplants, corn kernels, and bean are also fruit. US supreme court ruled that they're vegetables. EU declared tomatoes to be fruit for the purpose of making jam, though.