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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Four score and nineteen problems have I

Yet a wench cannot be counted among them

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One of my faves (didn't come up with this one, though I can't find it right now):

Though my troubles number nine and ninety
A trollop is not among them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I hath nine and ninety tribulations.

And nary a one doth concern a wench.