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Put me in the trash can at the park. (lemmy.world)
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[–] 48 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I've always said to dump me in a ditch somewhere, I'm not gonna care, I'll be dead. If anybody pays for an expensive ass coffin for me, I will come back and haunt their ass.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Burial Pod baby: https://8billiontrees.com/eco-friendly-natural-products/tree-pod-burial/

    I would have liked a sky burial or something.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    My plan, if I live old enough to be facing debilitating age-related illness is to organize all my assets to be distributed beforehand, then hike out into the middle of a dense forest where I cant possibly be found, dig a shallow pit to lie in, and die there by whatever means tickles me at the time.

    There are no large predators where I live, so Id just be slowly dissected by the ants and the beetles.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago*

    You basically just rephrased multiple scenes with Frank in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia...

    "I mean, I don't give a shit. If I was dead you could bang me all you want. I mean, who cares? A dead body is like a piece of trash. I mean, shove as much shit in there as you want. Fill me up with cream, make a stew out of my ass. What's the big deal? Bang me, eat me, grind me up into little pieces, throw me in the river. Who gives a shit? You're dead, you're dead! Oh shit! Is my mic on?"

    or another episode: "When I die, just throw me in the trash!"

    Just thought it was funny to find people mirroring Frank Reynolds in real life... although I always pretty much agreed with him. I'm more concerned with how traumatizing it'd be for my family to see me in a ditch, and/or being filled with cream.

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