I grew up with $20 walmart blenders, and hated anything that required a blender.

Recently bought a ninja and there is no going back. I'll never use a crappy blender again.

Anything else like that?

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[–] 2 points 2 years ago (16 children)

Best part of my time in a warehouse was that I could keep the safety boots after I quit

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (15 children)

    They let me keep the condoms when I quit the whorehouse too.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (14 children)

    Well now we know why the cumfarts are maggoty, huh

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (13 children)

    I’m not an animal.

    I rinse them before I reuse them.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (12 children)

    That makes me even more worried as to where the maggots are coming from

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    You know what, I take it back, I don't want to know

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (9 children)

    You sound like my proctologist.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    I certainly have enough interest in peoples behinds to be seen as one

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    Oh you are a hobbyist proctologist?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    Finding a prostate to tickle is always fun, what can I say

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Unless you find it in the dumpster behind Wendy’s, because it gets a little dark then.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    I'd have thought that using the word proctologist had already excluded anything outside of consentual rectal exams between living adults

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    That doesn’t sound like my proctologist.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    So that's where the maggots are coming from

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