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[-] [email protected] -5 points 2 years ago

We both know that's not going to happen. If I want to have bacon, would you rather me quickly and painlessly kill the pig, or use a blunt butter knife to kill them?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I sincerely believe it's going to happen. Furthermore of course when presenting between two horrible choices I would the choose the less horrible option. Fortunately the choice is not between these two it's actually, "Would you rather me quickly and painlessly kill the pig, use a blunt butter knife or not kill them". I think when not forgetting the third option it's clear it's the better one.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago

All I can say is that you're much more of an optimist than I.

[-] [email protected] -3 points 2 years ago

Maybe we should eat you instead of the pig. I'm pretty sure the pig does not want bacon.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago

Thanks, now I know you're completely clueless about even the most basic things. Pigs will happily eat bacon.

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[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Pigs will eat just about anything and seem generally happy when they do so.

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