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[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I swear they can read your entire dietary history from your teeth

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[–] LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

I have a beard, it's not as I would have any secrets.

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[–] TipRing@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago

You'd think so, but my oral surgeon gave me a ist of foods to avoid after an extraction and it was just a list of foods I eat all the time.

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