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Uproar as after-school Satan club forms at Tennessee elementary school (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Community members in a Tennessee school district want to banish Satan from their children’s halls after the formation of a new club was announced.

The After School Satan Club (ASSC) wants to establish a branch in Chimneyrock elementary school in the Memphis-Shelby county schools (MSCS) district.

Cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/9594849

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 11 months ago (1 children)

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You split the thread, dividing reality into two! Who knows what will happen now!

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