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soak and jump hump (feddit.de)
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[–] 120 points 2 years ago (28 children)

Nah, you aren't supposed to have sex before marriage.

They get around this by putting a penis in a vagina but not moving at all. Someone else jumps on the bed to cause the movement.

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  • [–] [S] 69 points 2 years ago (13 children)

    They get around this by putting a penis in a vagina but not moving at all. Someone else jumps on the bed to cause the movement.

    But like does a significant amount of people actually do this?

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  • [–] 81 points 2 years ago (10 children)

    No, it was just a dumb hoax.

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  • [–] 46 points 2 years ago (9 children)

    I knew guys who thought bjs and anal weren't sex, so jebus would still love them

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Are they fucking morons? Just use a horse riding machine

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  • [–] 47 points 2 years ago* (3 children)

    Are they fucking morons

    Close, they are mormons fucking

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Do they quantum teleport the dick? Because insertion... involves movement?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    ...they would still be moving around

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