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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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Now that we are all switching to Lemmy, now is the time for all the redditors with embarrassing usernames to make their username right! Don't screw up this time! (lemm.ee)
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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I'm pretty happy with mine.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He's alive! And on lemmy!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not alive, I'm undead.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

what do people say when You sneeze?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Now he should die for our sins!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm pretty happy with mine too.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why the fuck are you godless? I'm right here, bitch.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, once you can prove you're a God, and not just some Hispanic guy, I'll reconsider.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are we talking pre-crucifixion, zombie, or the missing lore three day period between?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Zombie Jesus, obviously. It's 2023, not 10 AD.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Let's crucify this guy