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[โ€“] 23 points 2 years ago (3 children)

A wedding ring. Enlightens my life every day.

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  • [โ€“] 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    You just need the ring?

    I went the whole hog and got the package with wife/wedding as well. Like you, It brings me joy every day, but was probably a lot more expensive than just getting a ring.

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  • [โ€“] 14 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Actually, the wife came for free. Got a complimentary upgrade from the girlfriend package from her... The fool. I'd paid all I had three times over for her. 17 days ago, she got me another upgrade with the "newborn son" addon. Can't wait to see how that turns out in the long run. This one won't be free though.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    newborn son

    In the short term you might regret that add-on but it definitely pays off in the long run.

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Blink twice if you're in danger

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Nah, that's boomer humor. Since it's not really expected that we have to get married, and divorce isn't as frowned upon, generally speaking most people who are married nowadays want to be.

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