Shoot my dogs (bourgeoise decadence) while theyre at it, ATF tag-team time
There is something eating my fucking brainstem from the inside out and smoothing the few rwmaining wrinkles in my brain. I should go for a booze cruise 
Every few months they flip a coin. If it's heads they bring you in and get some journalist to shit out an "article" about how the FBI prevented a terrorist attack, so their budget should be increased. If it's tails they let it ride and hope you do a terrorism so some journalist can shit out an "article" about how the FBI needs more money to prevent these things, so their budget should be increased.