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whats your best drinking story? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Don’t dox yourself btw. It’s the storytellers prerogative to take a bit of creative license.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I was at a music festival, we were camped out across from a bunch of really obnoxious frat bro types. They weren't causing any real issues and we were an decent terms with them as campsite neighbors, they were just really loud and obnoxious and had a different sort of energy than my group.

One guy in my campsite had one of the big 1 litre German boot glasses. Frat bros found out about this and wanted to give it a try, so we let them.

We watched them pour 2 12 oz PBRs into it (it will hold about 3), and fail to chug it.

I'm a pretty proficient chugger, so I decided to show them up. Filled the glass up with a considerably heavier beer, started to walk over to demonstrate how it's done. As I'm walking out of our site though, it dawned on my already slightly innebrated brain that it had been a while since I'd chugged a litre, so I wanted to make sure I could still do it, so I downed a full test boot, immediately filled it back up, and walked over to demonstrate how it was done for our rowdy neighbors and executed the maneuver flawlessly.

So with 2 liters of beer in my stomach, I then went into my tent to have a little power-blackout to recharge my batteries for a night of debauchery.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Boots rule. There’s rarely a boring a night once one gets filled