"Are you sure about your decision? Have you thought it through? Gone through all the pros and cons (there are only pros btw)? What if we asked pretty please? Ok what if we tickle your balls a little, what then?"

Listen, Microsoft, it doesn't work for bullied kids trying to get friends, and it doesn't work for you.

I'm gonna rip the process out of memory and piss into your dead inodes! You fucked with the wrong sysadmin!