this post was submitted on 07 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm both extremely curious and extremely disinterested in learning more. I feel like if I learn about upgrading my vajeen I might obsess over it and my current one works fine.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Plus if you ever enter a horror movie scenario the squeaks would give you away.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Like wet running shoes on a freshly waxed floor.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

It may work for you now, but what if you need a bottleopener? All's I'm saying is that we have the technology.