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What are the worst names you could give a baby boy? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 2 years ago by to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
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Hello you awesome people,

Friends are having a boy and everyone they know wants to push a name on the child. So I decided to be the best friend they could have and to offer only bad, ugly or horrendous names to the lucky parents so they could have a laugh. I already send them some names and dictators, Smeagol, Steve and Juan-Esteban.

So please, people or Lemmy, give me the worst names you could give a child, so that I can help them as a good friend!

Ps: don't worry, I've already planned some meals to drop off when the gremlin will be there to feed the parents. And some take-out vouchers so they won't get food poisoning

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[–] 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Dude, "Buck Shot" is awesome. That kid is pretty much guaranteed to be an astronaut with a name like that.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Or a gay porn actor. No in between options.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    Nah, I see cop as an option. More likely than astronaut, actually.

    But most of all, I see him becoming a “professional YouTuber” of the “rant from the cab of a pickup truck wearing a baseball cap and wearing oakleys” genre, before going out and attempting to kidnap a politician at gunpoint. It’s one of those nominative determinism things, for sure.

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