▲ 293 ▼ trolley problem (hexbear.net) submitted 2 years ago by StellarTabi@hexbear.net to c/memes@hexbear.net 310 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 44 points 2 years ago (4 children) Protect pigs, eat beans. permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] SpasmodicColon@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (3 children) But if the train runs over those tasty tasty beans... how do you eat them? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] SixSidedUrsine@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (2 children) The train is a unique culinary tool. It's just an innovative way to make track-crushed refries. You eat them the the same way you'd eat any refried beans. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SpasmodicColon@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 child) I mean, I could imagine a Popeye-like scenario where I stand to the side, the train rolls over the can and it explodes in an arc into my mouth permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] SixSidedUrsine@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SpasmodicColon@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (3 children) But if the train runs over those tasty tasty beans... how do you eat them? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] SixSidedUrsine@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (2 children) The train is a unique culinary tool. It's just an innovative way to make track-crushed refries. You eat them the the same way you'd eat any refried beans. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SpasmodicColon@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 child) I mean, I could imagine a Popeye-like scenario where I stand to the side, the train rolls over the can and it explodes in an arc into my mouth permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] SixSidedUrsine@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SixSidedUrsine@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (2 children) The train is a unique culinary tool. It's just an innovative way to make track-crushed refries. You eat them the the same way you'd eat any refried beans. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SpasmodicColon@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 child) I mean, I could imagine a Popeye-like scenario where I stand to the side, the train rolls over the can and it explodes in an arc into my mouth permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] SixSidedUrsine@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SpasmodicColon@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 child) I mean, I could imagine a Popeye-like scenario where I stand to the side, the train rolls over the can and it explodes in an arc into my mouth permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] SixSidedUrsine@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago permalink fedilink source parent
