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Wall Street Journal complains about workers using their sick days (boingboing.net)

submitted 2 years ago by Masimatutu@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Misconduct@startrek.website 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

I appreciate the insult right at the top there. Lets me just save time and move on after two sentences so thanks for that at least.

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[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I don't know what's insulting about that but I'm glad I saved you a brain wrinkle. 🫡

Edit: I'd like someone to explain to me the online phenomenon whereby people who roll around being gruff assholes are also permitted by the audience to be pearl clutchers who faint at the slightest perceived insult two posts later.

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