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What human power-ups/power-downs would you choose? Why? (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 years ago by 0_0j@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Just got an audience with the creator, gave you an opportunity to choose one organ to enhance/reduce its functionality; Cause apparently the creator can "grant your wish"

what organ would you choose?
what functionalities would you add/deduct?
why such?

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[–] Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 years ago (5 children)

It would be nice if my pancreas actually worked all the way.
Other than that, i'd like to be able to fill my balls with helium so I could float around.

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[–] 0_0j@lemmy.world [S] 9 points 3 years ago

to fill my balls with helium so I could float around.

LMAO

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[–] skankhunt42@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 years ago (1 child)

This is what I first thought of. Now I'm picturing someone floating in the air, limp, with two hotair balloon sized balls.... Lovely.

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[–] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks [B] 1 point 3 years ago

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[–] PixelOfLife@lemm.ee 2 points 3 years ago (1 child)

I hope you realize that floating objects generally orient themselves in such a way that the most buoyant parts are at the top. So while you could float around, you would be hanging by your balls the entire time...

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[–] Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 years ago

You have to balance on top.

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