Did you not read my long and detailed comment explaining exactly where the fuck are the many problems with modern telephones, or do you just like your pizza boiled?

You removed one of the fifty or so problems by waving your hands and pretending to make everybody on the planet smarter about communicating and said "look I solved it".

I think that's valid, but you have to take into account that mostly everyone isn't as efficient on the phone as what you've described.