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[–] 13 points 3 years ago (14 children)

I'm waiting for a Hallmark Channel redemption arc for him. He goes to prison, slowly befriends his fellow cell mates and empathizes with them, and emerges a changed man who gives up his fortune in order to fight the injustices against the common man.

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  • [–] 27 points 3 years ago (4 children)

    Because prison always turns people into a better version of themselves

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  • [–] 21 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    It’s hallmark fiction, so yeah. Also, he gets back with Melllania who dumped him, and they raise happy, perfect kids together.

    Also this all happens at Christmas time because they ran into each other in line for a street vendor selling pumpkin spice lattes

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  • [–] 11 points 3 years ago (4 children)

    Someone swap his blow with some Molly and see if he feels something for a change

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Not sure mdma can cure what this man has.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    He goes on to form a golf team with some of the inmates at his prison, and in a partnership with Vince McMahon they start up a prison golf league where the various prison teams play each other in an annual tournament. The winners get extra Little Debbie snacks from the prison commissary. Eventually they make a movie, and Donald Trump is played by Rosie O'Donnell.

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