I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.

itsvondell

you can take one man's trash to another man's treasure but you can't make it drink

runtime-error

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is "We'll burn that bridge when we get to it."

chromalogue

I'm rather fond of "It's not rocket surgery" and "not the sharpest egg in the attic," but my all- time favourite is, "...until the cows freeze over."

bowtochris

You've opened this can of worms, now lie in it.
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I love these. I have made some.

While you shouldn't sweat the small stuff, it's the details that make all the difference.

Variety may be the spice of life, too many cooks spoiled the broth.

Here's one I've heard. It was from someone's boss during a meeting:

C'mon, people, this is not rocket surgery!

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