This entire article is gold:

  • The bird is called Bebe
  • Bebe was fine. He was there for 15 minutes, and there was a lot of practice, safety, and care. Bebe is also used to shenanigans of all sorts
  • The submarine is called the Bebosphere
  • 'Stephen Lawyer, who really is a lawyer'
  • His wife is called Cher
  • People do the most beautiful unhinged shit with paintball cylinders
  • Bebe answers phonecalls
  • Bebe's other hobbies include indoor cycling, outdoor cycling, and skydiving
  • Precisely none of this was AI

What a treasure to be the person writing this story, congratulations Mr. Moran

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[–] -3 points 7 hours ago* (1 child)

I don't think any bird would volunteer for this... I would have preferred an experimental setup where it's demonstrated repetitively what would happen to the capsule with an identical capsule nearby, open for any wild bird to willingly--of their own volition--get into and seal the hatch behind themselves. How many birds would do it? I guess we'll never know.

Regardless, continue enslaving animals for your own selfish entertainment.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 hours ago

    Regardless, continue enslaving animals for your own selfish entertainment.

    Kinda undermines the attempt at sounding objective. Just weirdly toss out some awful accusation as if you know everyone is guilty of that in the thread but you.

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