bites

I mean, it's just the front teeth, not even the canines. It's not really "biting".

But heaven forbid our Aussie motivates some child who gets too close, little Sheiydeigne gets surprised - which for this cohort and its aversion to experience means whooping tears - and puppy will be ordered destroyed. Fuck no, Tiffeineigh, you keep your grubby grabby crotchfruit to yourself. This ain't a petting zoo; it's a Starbucks and we're out of the way.

Sorry. Where was I?