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[–] 12 points 3 days ago* (7 children)

Wait...

What is a necromonger??

Edit: monger is one who spreads. So... One who... Kills and/or promotes killing?

I wanna be an orgasmmonger.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    So... One who... Kills and/or promotes killing?

    You got that right. They're a death cult that wipes out planets after invading them and taking a tithe of soldier slaves.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAQK9qQnZig

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  • [–] 6 points 3 days ago (4 children)

    Someone who sells death or necrosis? 🤷🏻

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  • [–] 2 points 3 days ago (3 children)

    Hi hello! Hi, I'd like to buy three deaths and an ounce of chocolate flavored necrosis, please! Can I get that to go?

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  • [–] 3 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    Sorry, we only serve death onsite. For tax and liability reasons.

    We can give you a to-go cup of chocolate necrosis no problem, though

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