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submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by to c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
 

what if TotallynotJessica was actually Miisha the whole time?

adapted from this meme using gimp

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[–] 12 points 3 days ago (5 children)

I love her but I don’t think there’s is anything kosher about Miisha. lol

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  • [–] 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    Oh, so kosher! I'm so extremely chaste and my blood is literally holy water, can't you see from my posts and profile? /s

    (I don't know what kosher means, I might've said something offensive. Sorry...)

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  • From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. Emphasis mine.

    Kosher foods are foods that conform to the Jewish dietary regulations of kashrut (dietary law). The laws of kashrut apply to food derived from living creatures and kosher foods are restricted to certain types of mammals, birds and fish meeting specific criteria; the flesh of any animals that do not meet these criteria is forbidden by the dietary laws. Furthermore, kosher mammals and birds must be slaughtered according to a process known as shechita and their blood may never be consumed and must be removed from the meat by a process of salting and soaking in water for the meat to be permissible for use. All plant-based products, including fruits, vegetables, grains, herbs and spices, are intrinsically kosher, although certain produce grown in the Land of Israel is subjected to other requirements, such as tithing, before it may be consumed.

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    that is a good point. perhaps the kosher one is an equal but oppositely charged anti-Miisha, and if the two ever meet they will be instantly annihilated in a burst of energy

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