Post screenshot: "Do mice perceive rats more like elves, or ogres? Do rats consider mice more like gnomes, or goblins?". Reply: "Rats are EIf mice. Mice are rat Hobbits. Hamsters are rat and mouse goblins; shrews are gnomes and moles are dwarves. Guinea pigs are trolls and naked mole rats are goblins. Ferrets are dragonborn. Rabbits are orcs. Hope this helps"
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[–] 2 points 13 hours ago*

yeah rats are 100% human, we're both basically defined by our sociality and can step off a boat on a random island and it'll have a population of 10'000 by the end of the decade

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