Wasn’t that website a bit?

The site is https://malus.sh/ and it is definitely satire but I think it also actually sort of does what it says it does (albeit surely not as reliably as they imply). 404media says that it is "satire but also fully functional", at least.

The creators of the site launched it with this (CW: slop-heavy) FOSDEM talk: Let's end open source together with this one simple trick

It's like if Jonathan Swift ended A Modest Proposal by plugging his actual newly-opened butcher shop.