I have to restrain myself when someone tells me I have to follow some trivial arbitrary stupidity while the people who make those rules commit the most heinous crimes right in front of our faces while laughing about it.

"Well DMV person, I actually do know that it's 'not allowed' and I knew it when I did it too. For you see, I do not give a single fuck about what I'm allowed or not allowed to do with a shitty little piece of paper that I own. So either accept it or don't."