Listen: simple. I want to touch the soft, tender flesh of a female human bean. I do not care if you is eight hundo pounds, and I want to emphasize I am not thinking with my dick. I have shit to do ladies and I just want to restore my oxytocin levels to manifest the Christ in the flesh, as it were, so to speak. Also, I give damn good massages. Will rejuvenate in all the spiritual aspects of life, or your money guaranteed, and yes, I am charging you to touch you, because this is tough love, baybee!

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[–] 1 point 4 days ago

We sure can bestie. To commemorate our blossoming friendship, I’m hiring you a pro.

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