That is the face my cat makes when I put his pill in his butt.

Just call it what it is: fake and gay

What a Watergate scenario this is, innit?

I have more will than you'll ever be!

Listen, child, you clearly are uncultured as the swine do swag, but as you see, I rizz with the best of them, those people we know who they are, always, as implied, henceforth, therefore, moreover, and on and on and on it's said to be a simple deviation from the norm can cortuce a bitch boy like yourself, so I say now, you a judgmental fool and I like you. Can we be friends? I am a friendly person, more often than not. I don't know how to be the way you like your pretty posts and comments and memes and dreams and shitstorms and geritude. So I just do as I be.

I have many gains to be had there.

Bro, you can just drink thr alcohol before buying.

No. Yes. Yes. No.

Well aren't you a dandy mint patty? When I pay, I don't, and all my groceries are fre. Fucking Ez mood, amirite?

Where tf do you live? Tacoma?