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To the person at work who always steals my donuts… your day of reckoning has come (thelemmy.club)
submitted 1 week ago by [M] to c/Revenge@sopuli.xyz
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To the person at work who always steals my donuts… your day of reckoning has come
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[–] 18 points 1 week ago (8 children)

The food wasn't for him, so it's not like he could complain, really

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  • [–] 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Depends on the jurisdiction, but intentionally adding potentially harmful substances to food in a situation like this can absolutely be illegal and get people put in jail.

    That's simple fact, whether you agree or not.

    I tend to think something like this should be okay if, like, management was involved but says they can't do anything, but my opinion doesn't matter - the law does.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Adding condiments to your food, that you intend to eat, is illegal?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago*

    Cute. If it is illegal in your jurisdiction, I propose you try that nonsense in court and see how well it works out for you.

    That is, you're being obviously willfully stupid to try and make a point that fails. I'd say it's cute, but it's not.

    It's about as cute as five hours of your kids in the back seat "I'M NOT TOUCHING!!!!"

    edit: I put "cute" in all three paragraphs with contradictory indications. Oh well. I'm just over people trying to be like this.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago

    Yeah the smarter move is to just start having peanut butter sandwiches for lunch. Then you can earnestly say "I knew who was stealing my lunch, I just thought they were smart enough to not steal a meal they're allergic to"

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  • [–] -2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Booby trapping is illegal

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Booby trapping with non edible substances or poison is illegal. Making your own food with something someone else has an allergy to is not.

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