TL;DR: I created a rumor that our company was being bought out, which by sheer coincidence had implications at the CEO level.

Back in the mid-90s, the day before April Fools Day, I wrote a fake Wall Street Journal article about Toshiba buying up our company's stock, i.e. a hostile takeover. As a clue that it was fake, I made the Toshiba spokesman's name Igata Takashawa. I scribbled an illegible name on a printed copy and left it on a random manager's desk.

Within 2 hours my dept suddenly had an emergency all-hands mandatory meeting. The room was packed, and projected on the wall was my article. It was utter pandemonium in there, everyone talking at once. Because of April Fool's it was also "funny hat day". A few people had funny hats, but our manager had gone all out and was dressed like a pirate - black pants, big white shirt, red bandana and a giant gold plastic earring. He was British and strongly resembled actor Bob Hoskins - bulldog-like build, blustery attitude. When I walked in he was standing on a chair waving his arms trying to get everybody to shut up.

It seemed upper management was very disturbed by the article, and wanted whoever created it to come forward. They promised no recriminations (yeah right) and only wanted to know the reason for it. I kept my mouth shut.

A friend of mine, who worked near a bunch of managers and overheard their conversations, said their tone was like, "Why Toshiba?" and "Why now?" - as if the story might have a grain of truth.

It came out months later that by sheer coincidence our company had been working jointly with Hitachi on a top secret military project - a portable, battlefield ultrasound machine to detect plastic sharpnel, which didn't show up on x-rays. The engineers called it "the tricorder" because it resembled the one Spock used to carry. The boys at the top wondered if the article was a subtle message that the secret had leaked out, which could affect their ability to get future government contracts.

Anyway, I left that job within a few months but my friend stayed for 7 or 8 years, and he said every April Fools Day the "Toshiba incident" still came up in conversation.

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[–] 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

My coworker and I once got a shared $100 tip. Neither of us had change, and it was an office job, so he asked that I break the bill and get back to him... Well, he didn't ask the denomination. So Monday rolls around and he got his $50, in pennies, so many rolls of pennies spread out among his desk 😂

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  • [–] 10 points 1 day ago* (2 children)

    Did you hate this man? Lol

    At least they were still in rolls.

    I worked as a receptionist for for a few years. One of our customers checks kept bouncing. The business was a luxury service. This person was not struggling or starving, they were purposely trying to get us to give up on collecting. Not answering our calls, sending us to voicemail. This went on for months. It was like $100.

    I forget some of the details, but eventually the owner started calling around to other businesses, apparently some of them had this person on a no fly list, for the same bull crap.

    Well, somehow the owner found the number of the spouse, and called them, and just kindly and professionally mentioned they were trying to get ahold of so and so and they hadn't been able to reach them regarding an outstanding debt etc etc.

    The check bouncer, was, PISSED. They called, and unleashed fury for the "unprofessional" act of calling their spouse. Which isn't entirely untrue, but also, it's not like we were a sex shop or something. Think... As benign as a hair salon..

    The owner said "we're just trying to collect the debt". So the check bouncer paid the $100. They came in 5 minutes before closing with a DUFFLE BAG, of change. They could barely carry it.

    It wasn't ALL pennies, but it was all small change. It was gonna take FOREVER to count. But it was all legal tender. All loose and strewn together.

    They wanted to leave after dropping it off, but the owner said no. It may be legal tender, but it's not accepted until it's counted.

    So they sat in the reception area, while the owner counted the coins one by one. Glaring at each other and huffing the whole time. It felt like an hour, but was probably 15 or 20 minutes.

    The change was correct. The person left and never came back.

    Wild times.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Oh no, I took them out of the rolls and we were great buds! He got a kick out of it and we used to do shit like this occasionally. I once came back to a entire cube covered in sticky notes after I told him how much it bugs me people keep them on the /screen/ parts of their monitors 😂

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