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What’s red and smells like blue paint? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago* by cannedtuna@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Red paint

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[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 days ago* (2 children)

red paint?

edit: I have been informed that apparently "tiddies" is the correct answer.

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[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world [S] 4 points 2 days ago

I mean, if you’re doing body paint, then yeah.

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[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

Wait. WTF? How did we progress from beans to tiddies?

Dammit! I miss all the fun!

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