When a new speaker of the house is selected, why must their first act be to physically feign terror and be dragged to the front of the house of commons by their colleagues?

Okay and crisps are potatos yes? And the white stuff is actually cream cheese?

I don't think it's quavers. More like space raiders

What is the process to choose annual sacrifices for the royal family?

Quavers are banging! Dunno if I’d make a sandwich of them though.