Conservatives have taught me for over 50 years that the only good enemy is a dead enemy, that forgiveness is weakness and empathy is fake. They've unwittingly described me as their enemy to my face for my entire life. I finally agree with them that I am their enemy. I have no choice. I will apply their own lessons to how I deal with them. I may not have much time left on earth, so I will make sure my enemy doesn't either.

There are over 100 million of them infesting our nation. We need to think on industrial scales. For example, conservatives consider regulations protecting their drinking water to be "woke", so they have removed those regulations in countless conservative areas. They love unregulated capitalism, so let's make them proud of the money we can make eradicating our enemies without ever breaking a single law. I hope they like the taste of multiple myeloma and pancreatic cancer as much as I like serving it to them.