Sorry man, I really feel that. the newer generations really have a lot of dicks to suck that life offers, instead of lemons :-( And I totally don't envy you at all. The internet did a lot of awesome things, but it also made the world a much more worse place to be (unless you're very rich, "normal rich" doesn't even cut it anymore).
And yes, you probably HAVE to have stupid accounts on all the stupid ass sites noone ever really wanted. And even pay for that...