I don't mind the articles, what I mind is annoying though.

This is paragraph two where I reiterate that I am just annoyed by the actual annoying thing.

This is the third paragraph, where I reiterate that I don't mind articles, again, then remind you that I am annoyed by something else.

This is the seventh paragraph, down at the bottom of the page, where I finally mention my real annoyance is that they don't make their point until the bottom because they want to get you to read all the repetitive nonsense before hand.

This is the last paragraph, because I know you will scroll to the bottom looking for the true answer, and I need to hide it, like a reverse of the lead up.