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[–] 172 points 1 week ago (5 children)

You're absolutely right to push back, I should have landed that plane before it ran out of fuel. Would you like me to explore options for funerals?

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  • [–] 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    The fuel is the load bearing component of the equation.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 week ago*

    I generated a letter to the loved ones. Let me know if you want it to be less personal:

    I hope this letter finds you well. Yesterday's plane crash wasn't just a terrible accident—it was a horrible mistake...

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