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Best part of owning a bidet is if you're puking in the toilet you can take a sip out of the fountain (thelemmy.club)

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[+] jankforlife@lemmy.ml -6 points 1 week ago (1 child)

I think i'm going to be sick

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[–] violetrage@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

Hope you have a bidet so you don't get dehydrated :3

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