I have been off the market for just over three decades with the same woman.

you seem mad about that.

I just keep an eye on what’s happening out there

how nice of you to stay current on dating trends even though you seem like such a devoted husband.

I fully support younger men saying, “thanks, but no thanks.”

I'm sure those young men really appreciate the thought of you thinking of them while you're thinking of all those nasty horrible women.

Because in current social conditions, the only winning move is not to play.

which you clearly-- you know what I can't do this anymore. I am mocking you, not because you're a chauvinist, not because you're clearly a shitty husband, not because you're a creep.

I am mocking you because you're a pathetic and sad little "alpha male" incel.

you probably haven't had sex in 15 years with a woman because every one of them is disgusted by you after five minutes of listening to the bile that spills out of your mouth.