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Pretty Soon, the Only Thing Between You and the Next E. Coli Outbreak Will Be Palantir (gizmodo.com)

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[–] chewypoops@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

Nearly 17 years after the Dead Celebrities South ~~Park~~ America episode, and Chipotle is still definited by making it's customers shit blood.

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