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Older man tips down the top of his newspaper as you walk into the arbershop where they give potted trees barber-esque trimming sessions. It costs $60 to trim your hedge into the shape of a giraffe. He (hexbear.net)
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's still reading as you leave, but this time you can make out the newspaper name. It says Woke Weekly and there's a blurry photo with a red circle drawn on it, the title screams "NEW GENDER DISCOVERED INSIDE ANCIENT CAVE IN CHINA?"

You regret not tipping.

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