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Older man tips down the top of his newspaper as you walk into the arbershop where they give potted trees barber-esque trimming sessions. It costs $60 to trim your hedge into the shape of a giraffe. He (hexbear.net)

submitted 13 hours ago by WokePalpatine@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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's still reading as you leave, but this time you can make out the newspaper name. It says Woke Weekly and there's a blurry photo with a red circle drawn on it, the title screams "NEW GENDER DISCOVERED INSIDE ANCIENT CAVE IN CHINA?"

You regret not tipping.

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[–] abc@hexbear.net 6 points 13 hours ago (1 child)

he's gonna trim my pubes into the shape of a giraffe?? can he do an elephant instead

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[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net [S] 6 points 13 hours ago

I never said this. Don't go there and tell them I said this was an offering.

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