▲ 992 ▼ Markdown everywhere (lemmy.world) submitted 3 years ago by mod_pp@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev 102 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 142 points 3 years ago (10 children) Whoever made Jira's markup syntax: Straight to jail. permalink fedilink source hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] TrustingZebra@lemmy.one 58 points 3 years ago (6 children) The thing I dislike most about Atlassian products is that each of them has a completely different formatting engine and markup syntax. You'd think they'd be consistent but noooo permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] CountVon@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 years ago Atlassian doesn't even have consistency within single products! I'm using Jira Cloud at work, and while most fields support markdown (e.g. three backticks to start a code block) there are a few that only support Jira's own notation (e.g. {code} to start a code block). It's always infuriating when I type some markdown in one of the fields that doesn't support it for some inexplicable reason. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 19 points 3 years ago (1 child) In Confluence... the same emojis look different on page title on the sidebar vs the body. Two different font families. It's incredible. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] sznio@lemmy.world 5 points 3 years ago Try to do any formatting more complex than none at all in Confluence. It just gets polluted with invisible markup and changes styling randomly. permalink fedilink source parent [–] SittingWave@programming.dev 12 points 3 years ago The thing I dislike about Atlassian is everything from Atlassian permalink fedilink source parent [–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 6 points 3 years ago (1 child) Thankfully these days I spend most of my time in Confluence, which supports Markdown permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] TrustingZebra@lemmy.one 8 points 3 years ago* Both Bitbucket and Confluence partially support Markdown, but they implement it in different ways, which is maddening. permalink fedilink source parent [–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 36 points 3 years ago* Jira Developers: for the love of god can we PLEASE stop trying to shoehorn literally fucking everything into our platform? Jira PMs: slaps roof this bad boy can fit so much scope creep permalink fedilink source parent [–] brlemworld@lemmy.world 17 points 3 years ago Whoever made Jira~~'s markup syntax~~: Straight to jail. permalink fedilink source parent [–] mp3@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 years ago Same for Google Chat permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TrustingZebra@lemmy.one 58 points 3 years ago (6 children) The thing I dislike most about Atlassian products is that each of them has a completely different formatting engine and markup syntax. You'd think they'd be consistent but noooo permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] CountVon@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 years ago Atlassian doesn't even have consistency within single products! I'm using Jira Cloud at work, and while most fields support markdown (e.g. three backticks to start a code block) there are a few that only support Jira's own notation (e.g. {code} to start a code block). It's always infuriating when I type some markdown in one of the fields that doesn't support it for some inexplicable reason. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 19 points 3 years ago (1 child) In Confluence... the same emojis look different on page title on the sidebar vs the body. Two different font families. It's incredible. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] sznio@lemmy.world 5 points 3 years ago Try to do any formatting more complex than none at all in Confluence. It just gets polluted with invisible markup and changes styling randomly. permalink fedilink source parent [–] SittingWave@programming.dev 12 points 3 years ago The thing I dislike about Atlassian is everything from Atlassian permalink fedilink source parent [–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 6 points 3 years ago (1 child) Thankfully these days I spend most of my time in Confluence, which supports Markdown permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] TrustingZebra@lemmy.one 8 points 3 years ago* Both Bitbucket and Confluence partially support Markdown, but they implement it in different ways, which is maddening. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] CountVon@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 years ago Atlassian doesn't even have consistency within single products! I'm using Jira Cloud at work, and while most fields support markdown (e.g. three backticks to start a code block) there are a few that only support Jira's own notation (e.g. {code} to start a code block). It's always infuriating when I type some markdown in one of the fields that doesn't support it for some inexplicable reason. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 19 points 3 years ago (1 child) In Confluence... the same emojis look different on page title on the sidebar vs the body. Two different font families. It's incredible. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] sznio@lemmy.world 5 points 3 years ago Try to do any formatting more complex than none at all in Confluence. It just gets polluted with invisible markup and changes styling randomly. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] sznio@lemmy.world 5 points 3 years ago Try to do any formatting more complex than none at all in Confluence. It just gets polluted with invisible markup and changes styling randomly. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SittingWave@programming.dev 12 points 3 years ago The thing I dislike about Atlassian is everything from Atlassian permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 6 points 3 years ago (1 child) Thankfully these days I spend most of my time in Confluence, which supports Markdown permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] TrustingZebra@lemmy.one 8 points 3 years ago* Both Bitbucket and Confluence partially support Markdown, but they implement it in different ways, which is maddening. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TrustingZebra@lemmy.one 8 points 3 years ago* Both Bitbucket and Confluence partially support Markdown, but they implement it in different ways, which is maddening. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 36 points 3 years ago* Jira Developers: for the love of god can we PLEASE stop trying to shoehorn literally fucking everything into our platform? Jira PMs: slaps roof this bad boy can fit so much scope creep permalink fedilink source parent
[–] brlemworld@lemmy.world 17 points 3 years ago Whoever made Jira~~'s markup syntax~~: Straight to jail. permalink fedilink source parent