My mother used to say "If wishes were horses," and I had no idea where that came from. I didn't get internet until after her death in 2001. I looked up that saying and the complete version is, " If wishes were horses then beggars would ride. " Apparently, it's a very old saying so I guess adults weren't always gross.

"Don't kink shame"

idk which hand you’d fill first doing that method, lmao

It’s basically just a crass way to say “wishing is for suckers”

Lmao, where’d you hear that one?