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[–] 9 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Except for the ones who park in the garage, close the door, and leave the engine running to escape the pain of existence.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

    Finally! Someone paying attention to what we're really losing with EVs. What am I supposed to asphyxiate on non-ionizing radiation? That could take years!

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  • [–] 2 points 7 hours ago (1 child)

    If you drive a cyber truck you can just spray some water on it and the poorly isolated battery will probably catch fire. If you want to die from the fumes or cooked it's your pick.

    You can also get yourself killed by activating the self driving on a tesla or, even better, by having it activate itself in the worst moment to kill you.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 hours ago* (1 child)

    I thought the Teslas only run over children. I'm way too big for those britches.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 hours ago (1 child)

    No, no, you got it wrong. If you activate the self driving while driving a tesla it will probably kill you (while trying to run over a kid) by hitting something hard, catching fire, blocking you inside and cooking you alive.

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